Behold: Trumpkin. This Halloween Competition Is Now Closed
Warning: You are going to see many, many, many Donald Trump pumpkins -- Trump-o-Lanterns? -- on social media over the next nine days, making you be overwhelmed by the urge to set yourself on fire and jump off a cliff.
But we've saved you some trouble: here's the best one. Most of the others use fake hair, or aren't even sculpted. This artist used every bit of the pumpkin to make her creation -- just as the plains Native Americans did fo thousands of years with the animals they hunted. Nothing went to waste.
— N a n c y F a b e r (@NancyFaberMusic) October 21, 2015
Unlike the real Donald Trump, Trumpkin is loveable, hands out treats to Hispanics and delicious when served in latte form with spices.
Unlike Trump, that's Trumpkin's real hair.
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