MAKE IT STOP: A Golf Club That Holds Your Pee
Has any male ever complained about peeing on a golf course? Isn't that part of the fun of the sport? It's like spitting in baseball, sweating in basketball, or pooping in soccer. Urination is one of the least tricky things about golf. Why fix a problem that doesn't exist?
...Because you're an idiot with a really weird-looking penis -- that's why!
Introducing the UroClub: A seven-iron that lets you keep all that pee you're carelessly giving away to nature like some ingnorant rube! And if you order the NOW, they'll throw in a clever "towel" that clips onto the 18-ounce receptacle, you so can discretely stick your penis into the handle of a fake golf club! What could go wrong? Worst case scenario you get caught and everyone calls you a golf club fucker, best case scenario you carry around a jug of your own waste all day. Call now!
(Just remember to empty it out eventually.)
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