The State Of Texas Thinks Brandon McCarthy Is A Woman

  • Dylan Murphy

Some would call Brandon McCarthy manly, if only because he took a line drive to the head and lived to talk about it. The state of Texas, however, considers the Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher a female.

We can only assume that the photo, which was tweeted by his wife, Amanda McCarthy, is a picture of his license, because her hand is covering up his name and home address. But the fact that the state of Texas officially lists this person as a 6-7 female satisfies any of our doubts.