Brian Wilson’s ESPYs Outfit Is The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

  • Dan Fogarty

Why yes, that is eccentric San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson wearing a terrifying spandex tuxedo suit at the ESPY awards. Why do you ask?

Wilson, who closed out the All-Star Game last night for the National League, arrived on the ESPYs red carpet wearing clothes that looked like they were purchased from Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. Then he stood up in front of what was already an uncomfortable crowd full of stone-faced athletes, and told them he was a cyborg. What a delightfully bizarre man.