Bryce Harper Goes On Tonight Show, Sucks At Catchphrase, Is Jacked
Way back in 1999, a 13-year-old me would wear two, three, even four t-shirts at a time, because if I wore only one, it'd look like someone put a tarp over a nail (read: I was really skinny). Fast-forward to 2016, and the layering trend is back -- except now, it's less about appearing larger and more about "because Justin Bieber started doing it." I mean people may still do it to avoid looking like a skeleton with hair, but that's certainly not why Bryce Harper rocked the two tee look on the Tonight Show Monday night, because holy shit he is yoked the -f up.
There is not a wet towel on the planet that Harper could not wring dry with a single twist from those forearms. Jesus Christ. Dude looks like he walks on his hands. No wonder he's been walked in 35% of his at bats this year.
His Catchphrase muscles, on the other hand, are a much different story. Those need a bit of work. Marshmallows ≠ smores, beaver ≠ eager beaver and mic drop ≠ drop the mic.
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