Cubs Lose To Giant Piece Of Plastic — Are Officially Most Pathetic Franchise Of All Time

  • Rick Chandler

It seems a shame that the Giants should lose a full game in the NL West because the Cubs’ comically inept grounds crew can’t deploy a tarp during a 10-minute rain storm. Below, behold the most Cubs win ever, as Chicago was declared a 2-0 victor after five innings because the field at Wrigley was unplayable. Because their own grounds crew screwed the pooch.

Bruce Bochy: anger building …

And now the entire fiasco, set to “Yakety Sax”, as God intended:

Cubs’ solution to an infield covered in water: leafblower, and one guy with a rake.