Go Home Mustard, You're Drunk: Hot Dog Race At Kauffman Stadium Turns Tragic, Pantless

  • Rick Chandler

There have been many great moments in the Kansas City Royals’ Hot Dog Derby … this is not one of them. It was Kids Day at Kauffman Stadium on Sunday, and children were in the hot dog racing suits for the traditional battle between mustard, ketchup and relish in a race around the warning track. So no, alcohol was not involved — but hilarity was.

Probably may favorite play-by-play call of the season so far, by Comcast Bay Area’s Dave Flemming (the Giants were in town): “Oh mustard — oh no.” Mike Krukow: “It’s the pants …”

Still more graceful on the basepaths than Pablo Sandoval.

Actually this is a great metaphor for the Giants’ season so far.