Here Are Nine Mascots Engaging In Rated-R Behavior

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It’s National Mascot Day, So Here Are Nine Mascots Doing Rated-R Things

Rick Chandler 05:42 pm, June 16th, 2017

It's National Mascot Day -- when we celebrate those costumed entertainers who make our games bearable. But as you know, mascots are just like you and I -- sometimes they go too far, even bordering on freaky and lascivious.

So we celebrate today with several examples of mascots being wholly inappropriate. Don't look, kids!

Moondog being consoled after Warriors beat Cavs.

It's #NationalMascotDay. I'll let you take it from here. pic.twitter.com/cIAvyf5w1l
— Moondog (@CavsMoondog) June 16, 2017

He's going full Grizzly!

Your mascot could never....
Happy #NationalMascotDay to the best mascot in the @NBA, @grizz! pic.twitter.com/8iajNSH9D0
— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) June 16, 2017

Um, hand shouldn't be there.

[070615] Jungyeon Nayeon Tzuyu Minyoung Chaeyoung Jihyo Sana #sixteen pic.twitter.com/SMLr2pMSgW
— TWICE GLOBAL (@TWICE_GLOBAL) June 7, 2015

Every dream I had during high school.

Looking good tonight @FCCincyDonut pic.twitter.com/parcYZ4wuR
— Mike Brown (@micbro85) April 23, 2017

Saw the billboard, figured they'd need a mascot. #inappropriate. pic.twitter.com/pvdUIU0140
— Ryan Brookhart (@RyanBrookhart) July 26, 2016

Saudi police arrest a mascot for 'inappropriate dress.' The public whipping will be surreal https://t.co/AdjUFt6KR6 pic.twitter.com/ljLVdctHPK
— Alt-Rupert (@TheMurdochTimes) February 10, 2016

Another completely inappropriate circumstance involving children.This is a mascot Mr. Sack for testicular cancer pic.twitter.com/x2nlxdyr7Q
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) July 4, 2015