The Top 10 Posts And Memes On Curt Schilling’s Very Insane Facebook Page
Curt Schilling is selling his WWII German flamethrower. Are you in the market? See below.
And using that as a metaphor for his broadcasting career, here we are waiting for ESPN to make a statement on Schilling (UPDATE: He's been suspended), who earlier today compared Nazis to Muslims in a Twitter post that caused much wailing and gnashing of teeth among the populace (see it below). Least amused of all was The Worldwide Leader, who, one assumes, told Schilling to delete the post, which he did. Schilling being one of their analysts and all.
Schilling's timing couldn't have been worse. ESPN is currently struggling with another of their analysts, Cris Carter, and his "find a fall-guy" comment. And there's the suspension of Keith Law last year: Law argued with Schilling on social media over God and evolution, and ESPN responded by suspending Law, but not Schilling.
But the irony here is that the Nazi/Muslim tweet is one of the tamest things Schilling has posted lately. Because have you seen his Facebook page? Hoooeeeee.
Here's a recent sample: a meme Schilling reposted:
So let's make that Very Insane Curt Schilling Facebook Post No. 1. For fun, lets make this a Top 10. Onward:
2. He Has A Nazi Yard Sale In Progress
To say that Schilling is obsessed with Nazis is pretty much like saying Donald Trump is somewhat of a narcissist. Here's some stuff that he's trying to sell (or was, as of April) on Facebook due to "space reasons." What a haul: the uniforms alone makes me want to annex the Sudetenland.
What makes this really special is that Schilling appears to have used his own kids to model a couple of the items. Also: weapons!
3. He Has More Insightful Thoughts On Islam
Because there's no better way to reach Peace on Earth than through bloody, divisive cartoons.
4. He Fights The Important Fights
Republicans in Congress vote yet again to deny benefits and services to war veterans? Pffftttt! What are YOU doing to prevent fountain wading at the D.C. War Memorial?
5. He Sometimes Forgets to Take His Meds
What? Schilling Isn't On Psychotic Medication? Carry On, Then.
6. Enough With The Nazis Already
7. He Loves America
It's cute how Reagan only got to first base with America. Curt Schilling has gone much, much further.
8. He's An Animal Lover
Actually Schilling is an animal lover, except when it comes to hunting. And that includes hunting Hillary Clinton. In both of those cases he advocates a needless, painful death.
9. He Just Wants To See The World Burn
Of all the characters in The Dark Knight films, is it a surprise that Schilling identifies with The Joker?
10. He Now Knows How Karma Works
Here's the tweet:
— NY Daily News Sports (@NYDNSports) August 25, 2015
Battle flag avi guy arguing with Curt Schilling over made up Nazi math to stoke fears of Muslims. on a Tuesday pic.twitter.com/bNBIKAccyU
— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) August 25, 2015
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