Being a mascot is a real double-edged sword. On one hand, you can never truly interact with anyone, your identity must remain a secret, and you sweat buckets in there. The flip side? You can grab any ol’ sexy news anchor and “make out” with her on air. And she’ll be cool with it. I mean, it’s not the real thing, obviously, but canoodling with Christian Ponder’s ex Kacie McDonnell is vastly better than what you did today at work.
H/T Total Pro Sports