Matt Garza Has Some Pretty Stupid Stuff To Say About Birth Control
Of all the unlikely celebrity/pro athlete Twitter beefs possible -- Michael Keaton and Golden Tate, Susan Sarandon and Miesha Tate, John Legend and Tate George (we're just spitballing ideas here) -- this Matt Garza-Jessica Chastain confrontation seems especially random. To make things even weirder, it's about birth control. Yes, apparently Garza (a man) is an authority on the subject, and thus responsible for manslplaing to half the world's population that the ol' fashioned alternative to contraceptives is still an option (ya know, now that insurance companies are no longer required to cover birth control).
We're paraphrasing here, but Garza's novel suggestion to the two-time Oscar-winner was KEEP YOUR HEATHEN LEGS CLOSED IF YOU DON'T WANT NO DAMN BABIES.
— Matt garza (@Gdeuceswild) January 13, 2017
Honest question: who the fuck does this guy think he is? "Hey random, supremely successful actress, shut your dang hole!" Hopefully women everywhere join together and boycott this man's penis so that he can get personally acquainted with the word "abstinence," because based on his track record, he hasn't been familiar with the concept.
For the record, what Garza's dealing here -- women should be forced into a joyless existence because Republicans repeal laws that guarantee birth control coverage -- is a particularly unpopular opinion (no shit). That being said, we're totally glad he's making his voice heard, as the tired "stick to sports" rebuttal is stupid and anti-American and prevents us from doing fun things like making fun of Matt Garza's 19th-century views on reproductive rights.
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