Q: Are Mariners In Danger Of Falling To Last Place? A: Does Fernando Rodney Shit In The Woods?
Certainly not. Well, maybe.
We're not sure what reliever Fernando Rodney was doing during the sixth inning the Mariners' game at Coors Field vs. the Rockies today, but there he was, sitting in the forest.
A little later, he decided to take a stroll.
Fernando Rodney: A man of nature. pic.twitter.com/DcXqqTpaHu
— MLB GIFS (@MLBGIFs) August 5, 2015
Then he returned to his spot, and ... oh no!
Actually the bear would have been a better relief option for the Mariners. The commune with nature did Rodney no good -- he gave up two runs in the ninth and failed to get an out, as the Rockies sent the game to extra innings. Colorado then won in 11 innings, 7-5. The Mariners thus fell to 50-59 in the AL West, 10 1/2 games behind the first-place Astros, and two games ahead of Oakland, which is last in their division.
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