Red Sox Leading 6-1 In Seventh, And Crowds Are Gathering Ominously Near Fenway

  • Rick Chandler

The Red Sox are leading the Cardinals 6-1 after seven innings, and with Boston six outs away from a World Series title, the good citizens of that city are getting ready to rumble. Boston police have ordered anyone without a ticket “and not in a bar” to leave the area (see below). It’s not over, but I’d suggest taking cover.

“We gotta get outta heah!”

“Good thing Dish offered us this iPad when we signed up for the Hoppah, so we can watch all our live and recorded TV anyweah.”

“Think you’re safe under a queen-sized be in the guest room? Well you’re dead wrong.”


Good luck with that …

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