This Will Be Listed On The Auto Insurance Claim As 'An Act Of Melky'

  • Rick Chandler

Melky Cabrera blasted two homers on Monday night at Fenway — one which went into the Red Sox bullpen, and another that cost some poor sap a $100 auto liability deductible. I suppose he drove the car home, but the windshield must have been whistling the entire way.

Toronto won 14-1, and it was Cabrera’s 14th homer of the season.