Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s Gross Sandwich Sends Twitter Into A Meltdown
You know those sayings that go something like "we go together like peanut butter and jelly" or "we go together like a cold beer on a hot day?" Well if I were a betting man, I'd put my money on the fact that you've never considered throwing bananas and mayonnaise into that little formula.
Are you grossed out just merely thinking about combining bananas and mayonnaise in any fashion? If so, prepare for your whole day to be ruined, courtesy of the otherwise beloved Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Listen Dale, just because you are a NASCAR legend and a generally likable dude does not mean that you can just toss nonsense like this out into the universe like it's no big deal. That is the saddest, most unsettling sandwich I have every laid eyes on; and I once ordered a bacon egg and cheese that came with no bacon and no cheese. Yup, I was given just reheated egg on a cold English muffin and that disgust was nothing compared to how I feel right now.
Thankfully, no one is alone in their disgust. Twitter rallied together to proclaim their vehement rejection of Dale Jr.'s sad excuse for lunch. In fact, some of the reactions were downright hilarious.
Despite the endless stream of horrified GIFs in his mentions, Dale Jr. continued to defend his love for the Banayo (Mayana?) sandwich...BY SUGGESTING THAT PEOPLE ADD PEANUT BUTTER.
Thanks, Dale. There's always an option to add jelly beans and a cigarette butt to the sandwich too. What's your point? Even NASCAR wasn't buying what their own superstar was selling.
Our sentiments exactly. But even the disapproval of the car racing powers that be wasn't enough to dissuade D.E.J. from one last ditch attempt to win Twitter back.
You know things are going poorly when you're reduced to involving Elvis. Oh, you mean the same Elvis that went from being one of the most attractive men to ever step in front of a microphone to becoming a fat, shell of his former self while eating the very sandwich you have employed as your defense?! Bold move, Dale.
Everyone has a right to eat what they want, but there are just some things we don't ever need to see. We still love you buddy, just keep your iPhone in the other room when you eat lunch from now on.
Also... Elvis has a Twitter account?
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