Dale Earnhardt Jr. Stars In Knight Rider Reboot, Except In This Version Kitt Is A Total Pain In The Ass
October 2 / Jake O'Donnell / SportsGrid
Slow down. Say Sorry. Let's get tea. I'm going to call your mom and tell her you're eating that cheeaseburger. These are all things your sentient robot car sidekick is not supposed to say to you as you chase justice through the crime-ridden streets of dystopian Los Angeles, especially if Dale Earnhardt Jr. is in the driver's seat.
"I'm a grown up, I can eat what I want." Yes you are, Dale. Yes you are.