Breaking: Carmelo Anthony Owns A Camel

  • Mohammed Rahman

New York Knicks forward and sometimes late night guest Carmelo Anthony recently announced that he owns a camel. Visual evidence:

This is what he said:

“Everybody got dogs and cats as pets, I got a camel!”

Pretty baller (a la Dave Chappelle), but it raises a million questions. Where did he get it? Does he keep it in the city? Does he ride on it? Rest assured, these questions are our top priority and we’ll relay the answers as they come in.

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