Brook Lopez’s Wikipedia Page Updated To Show That He Died From Larry Nance’s Dunk

  • Jake O'Donnell

Larry Nance Jr. really wanted to the get to the basket Wednesday night. So bad, in fact, that he was willing to kill.

R.I.P. Brook Lopez, who passed away on December 14, 2016 from asphyxiation after Nance’s crotch was thrust into his mouth, blocking his air passage/extinguishing his will to live.

Why you gotta reach so high when you dunk, Larry Nance? Why?

Jake O'Donnell

Jake was hatched from a large egg in 1999, fully formed. His hobbies include sports, writing, and accumulating hobbies. He considers his body is a temple. A very oddly shaped temple. (@_jakeodonnell)