Here’s Current NBA Finals MVP, Danny Green, Looking Really Tall In Middle School

  • Matt Rudnitsky

Danny Green has made 25 3-pointers in the NBA Finals. If you’d like to watch them all, go here. If the series ended now, he’d probably be MVP. Suck it, “Chosen One.” You wouldn’t be chosen right now.

You might as well call him, “Danny Threen.” Because his name has two “E”s, and an “R,” all you have to do is replace one letter with two! Convenient, hilarious, original joke-making.

Oh, and a redditor‘s brother “balled” with Green in middle school, and there’s a picture. He was tall and liked UNC (where he wound up going and making lots of threes).

No signs of San Antonio, yet still prophetic.

h/t reddit