Darko Milicic Isn’t Really One To Party Rock, Apparently
Glenn Davis 06:36 pm, March 20th, 2012
Ever since he was the first non-LeBron player selected in the 2003 NBA Draft, Darko Milicic has struggled to find his niche in the league. He's played for five teams. He's never averaged even nine points per game over a full season. This year, he's only playing around 16 minutes a night for the Timberwolves. But Darko might have finally found his role. That role: music critic.
Darko's ability to stand there stone-faced and do a dance-ish motion like the kids on The Simpsons did for The Smashing Pumpkins is truly uncanny. We'd gladly watch him listen to another song, just to see if all music - even when he doesn't hate it, apparently - leaves him so unmoved. Or maybe Darko's tastes are just too obscure for him to be an LMFAbro. Either way, a worthy endeavor - though are we crazy, or is this not truly a PBS program?