Dr. Baron Davis Pulls Joe Dirt’s Balls Out Of His Asshole
In basketball terms, Baron Davis was a real-life NBA Jam character. In comedy terms, he is a real-life NBA Jam medical trainer. At least that's what it looks like from this super weird two-minute scene from David Spade's latest attempt at relevancy (being mean about David Spade's career is part of his shtick, right?). Playing a doctor who has to explain to white trash anti-hero Joe Dirt what happened to his balls, then extract said balls from his butt.
There is no telling whether Davis improved any of these lines, but judging by his experience being abducted by aliens in the Las Vegas desert, we're not ruling anything out.
DR. BARON DAVIS: "The punch was so masterful that your testicles are up way inside you, and they would've gone a lot further had they not bounced off your heart."
JOE DIRT: "Wait, my ballsack's where?"
DR. BARON DAVIS: "Your balls are in your stomach and your sacks are literally being digested as we speak. What we're going to have to do is yank them out."
JOE DIRT: "You mean gently extract..."
DR. BARON DAVIS: "Yes, by extract we mean yank. And so we have these things that look like salad tongs...actually, they are salad tongs from the Sizzler salad bar -- there's always some good pussy at Sizzler."
JOE DIRT: "Sizzler? Ya, I'm usually buried in cornbread. I don't look up..."
Then Baron Davis sticks salad tongs up David Spade's ass and pulls his balls out of his stomach. THE END.
"Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser" hits theaters in the nuts Thursday, July 16.
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