Dwight Howard Could Potentially Have The Biggest Penis On Earth
When a well-traveled pornstar like Mary Carey says you have the biggest penis she's ever seen, you can feel confident you're packing something at least in the top 99.9999999-percentile. Dwight Howard -- a humungous man by any standards -- is a humungous man by any standards. As she was hopping into her ride outside LAX, Carey casually told TMZ the Rockets big man was a big man. The biggest man, in fact, she had ever seen.
Photog: Which athlete would make the best adult movie star?
Carey: That's a tought one. I'd go with Dwight Howard just because I've seen it before and it was really big.
Photog: So Dwight Howard has the biggest...
Carey: That I've seen.
Normally, we'd just leave it at that and laugh and move on, but it's 2014 and the internet sees everything, so you can actually decide for yourself whether or not Dwight is, in fact, the king of the gigantic dongs. Here's an incredibly NSFW link to a photo of Dwight Howard posing for a dick pic. You're welcome, folks.
At least we now know why everyone in the NBA hates his guts.
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