Eyyyy, It’s Drunk LeBron!
After winning an ultimately meaningless ESPYs Award for "Best Championship Performance" for his epic six-game tour de force in the 2015 NBA Finals, LeBron James hit Le Jardin in Los Angeles to celebrate. The guy has a critically acclaimed movie coming out this Friday, a new contract with a team that also locked up Kevin Love for five years, a full head of hair and some free time for once in his life -- of course he's going to get wasted.
"Amby Schumbers...Bill...Bill Hader izz umbeliebubull, and uhhh, I'm not that good in it but, uh, thank you," he said before ducking into a black SUV.
Not that good? Dude, you managed to pitch up the octave of your voice on command. I mean, it took you a bit longer than it would've taken most actors, but still, you did it. That's something! Cut yourself some slack.
You've been working really really hard lately. Ease up on the self-criticism and enjoy that massive headache you're undoubtedly nursing today next to some swanky pool filled with Instagram models.
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