Fan Hermetically Sealed In Silly String Cocoon (VIDEO)
David Young 11:33 pm, January 21st, 2016
Sports teams have a thing about opposing fans wearing jerseys in their house. The Diamondbacks are continually removing Dodgers and Giants fans who seem to get tickets in the seats behind home plate. In case you think that doesn't sound American, the legal reason is a sports ticket is actually a license to attend, which means it's revocable (you're welcome). But that doesn't give mascots free reign to abuse fans. Although no one's told Rocky, the Nuggets' bipolar cougar.
Look, I have nothing personal against the guy, but there are more than few moments when he's been wackier than Charlie Sheen on a lost weekend. Take for instance when he played pee wee football:
Yeah, you stand over that kid you just knocked to the ground. And then there was this stunt that went pear-shaped when he blacked out:
Way to scare the kids. So tonight, Rocky was at it again. When he found a Memphis Grizzlies fan in HIS house, he enlisted the help of the fans around him and did this:
Somewhere under that Superfund site of chemicals is a very sorry fan, and some even sorrier nachos. Maybe he can get Russell Westbrook to enact some revenge:
Nothing like goaltending a crazy mascot at altitude.
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David Young has been a columnist for ESPN and Sports Illustrated and only wears sports jerseys at home.
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