Fans Are Lining Up To Give Lamar Odom Their Kidneys
Lamar Odom continues to make strides toward recovery at a Los Angeles hospital, but all the news is not good. He may need a kidney transplant, and is on dialysis six hours a day, according to reports. And as we know from our viewing of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Richard Lewis needed a kidney, that's a list that's often very hard to climb.
In fact, according to the Organ Procurement and Transplantation Network, as of Oct. 13 there were 122,423 people waiting for an organ transplant. Of those, 101,160 need a kidney. And because they made the mistake of not playing in the NBA or being married to a Kardashian, most are finding it very difficult to get one.
Odom, it seems, will not have a problem finding a kidney donor. Fans are lining up with organs in hand, according to several reports.
— GoingBreezyMode (@TheKnifingGhost) October 20, 2015
So my advice to you, nine-year-old boy who is desperately awaiting a kidney donor, is to work hard to get to the NBA, and then go on a hooker-and-drugs binge in a Nevada brothel (in that order!). That'll allow you to jump the line.
Oh, and by the way, Khloe Kardashian may now be on the hook for Odom's $79,000 brothel bill. That's an invoice a wife always loves getting in the mail. Hope it's itemized.
is there any chance that george lopez does the right thing and donates his kidney to lamar odom? #payitforward
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) October 20, 2015
Stay strong Lamar. pic.twitter.com/oWeciBKR9t
— Chris Rock (@chrisrock) October 23, 2015
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