GILBERT’S ARENA: Former Wizards Star Cuts Price On Shark Mansion Because Why Not

  • Jake O'Donnell

Some people wipe their asses with toilet paper. Others use $10s. Gilbert Arenas uses $100s — because he’s a cartoon rich person who doesn’t give a shit.

Obviously, he takes them.

Maybe that’s why he’s knocking almost a million buckeroos off the original asking price for his Virginia aquarium-mansion — the toilets are clogged with American money and he’s too ashamed to call a plumber, so he’s trying to unload the house on some unwary Bond villain.

For reals though, the 9,000-square-foot place is VERY nice for the paltry amount of $2.795 million. Tell ’em what they get, Neil…

[] In addition to its world-class grotto and shark tank display, the brick-lined estate occupies 1.2 acres in Great Falls and has a total of seven bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, a gourmet kitchen, custom entertainment centers and a hyperbaric chamber.

Sounds like a great place to live out the rest of your undeserved $111 million contract. We’ll take it.