Guy On Twitter Has Hilarious Story About The Time Jusuf Nurkic Took His Friend’s Girlfriend

  • Jake O'Donnell

Before Tuesday’s 33-point outing against his former team — the third most in any such game in NBA history — you probably hadn’t thought much about Jusuf Nurkic this season. Well, that is unless you were the unfortunate dude who has to drink himself to sleep every night to cope with the pain Nurkic caused when he walked up to his girlfriend and snatched her up like a defensive rebound. It’s safe to say that that guy’s been thinking about Nurkic more than he’d like to.

Luckily, some valiant Twitter scribe is here to relay this cautionary tale of love and loss and seven-foot millionaires roaming tiny cities like Portland in search of female companionship. It’ll be the funniest thing you read all day (and potentially save you from similar heartache in the event you and your girl happen to be in the same bar as the Bosnian Beast).

Happy Friday!

Jake O'Donnell

Jake was hatched from a large egg in 1999, fully formed. His hobbies include sports, writing, and accumulating hobbies. He considers his body is a temple. A very oddly shaped temple. (@_jakeodonnell)