Sucks For Santa That He Smacked His Chin On The Rim At Halftime Of Rockets-Bulls Yesterday

  • Dylan Murphy

Just look at him, in midair, blissfully unaware of his impending doom. And then he throws down the 360 dunk, his head snaps back and his limp body slowly, ever so slowly, falls to the ground. The other Santas, troopers that they are, don’t stop with the show. Because children need their dunk presents all over the globe, and when has a head injury stopped a guy anyway?