ICYMI: Jalen Rose Tells The Tale Of 'The Mansion,' Which Is Actually A Story About A Ridiculous Diamond Bracelet He Owns
Once upon a time, NBA players spent all their money on jewelry. Expensive-ass jewelry. Jewelry that depreciates in value the second you leave the store. In his YouTube cartoon "Storytime With Jalen" on the Grantland channel, Jalen Rose recalls the time he bought a bracelet containing 378 princess cut diamonds and 12 other diamonds that we assume are more diamondy than the other ones in there.
He ballparks the price tag somewhere around the cost of "a new home" -- thus the nickname, "The Mansion."
This thing is so swanky we're surprised the Dark Lord Sauron isn't trying to use it to conquer Middle Earth. Keep an eye out for those Nazghouls, Jalen. K?
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