If This Large Dancing Man At A Basketball Game Doesn’t Make You Smile, You Are Already Dead
April 22 / Dan Fogarty / SportsGrid
Okay, Doug. Now's your chance. The whole arena is watching. It's the playoffs. It's time to deliver.
Nice. They put on my song. I love Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. I'll start 'em off with the okey-doke. Oh, they love it. Naturally. Now bring it back, big sexy. Work the legs a little bit. My level of agility is surprising for a man my size. They are transfixed. Why is this woman screaming next to me? Someone should get her some water. Let's turn it around aaannnnddd... pop it. I am a specimen. Jesus, this song has been going on forever. Okay. Whew. I'm okay. Let's bring it home for the big reveal. I hope the paint is neon enough.