If This Large Dancing Man At A Basketball Game Doesn’t Make You Smile, You Are Already Dead
Okay, Doug. Now's your chance. The whole arena is watching. It's the playoffs. It's time to deliver.
Nice. They put on my song. I love Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. I'll start 'em off with the okey-doke. Oh, they love it. Naturally. Now bring it back, big sexy. Work the legs a little bit. My level of agility is surprising for a man my size. They are transfixed. Why is this woman screaming next to me? Someone should get her some water. Let's turn it around aaannnnddd... pop it. I am a specimen. Jesus, this song has been going on forever. Okay. Whew. I'm okay. Let's bring it home for the big reveal. I hope the paint is neon enough.
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