Markieff Morris Leaves Phoenix Like A Boss: Falling Off His Hoverboard
Power forward Markieff Morris' four-year tenure with the Phoenix Suns ended by Thursday's trade deadline, as he was sent to the Washington Wizards for a conditional first-round draft pick. Morris had clashed with now-former-head-coach Jeff Hornacek earlier in the season, though it had been assumed he wanted out for some time. After clearing his locker and packing up his things, Morris got that triumphant "Jerry MaGuire" moment we all dream of when the oppressive chains of a shitty job are broken.
He got to ride off into the sunset toward a better tomor...[crashing noise].
— MarkMcClune (@MarkMcClune) February 18, 2016
Quite possibly the best part about this video -- and there's a lot of great stuff here -- is how he doesn't even try to play it off because he knows the old guy walking next to him will cover for his ass. Congratulations, Washington -- this guy's all yours.
A dramatically enhanced version of Morris' hoverboard fail, below...
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