Metta World Peace Retired On Twitter Because He Has A Painful, Talking, Ugly-Faced Bunion

  • Zach Berger

Metta World Peace, or Ron Artest, or whatever you want to call him, has seemingly retired. He took to Twitter last night to inform the world of his decision, which comes after news came out that he will be amnestied by the Los Angeles Lakers. Let’s see what World Peace had to say:

His followers did ask, and they got their answer.

I’m at a loss of words. I’m not sure how official this retirement is as it’s hard to take anything Artest says at face value. His dad did say he would retire if amnestied, so this makes sense. But now you know that The Athlete Formerly Known As Ron Artest says he’s retiring because he has a talking, ugly-faced, painful bunion. Do with that information what you will.