New Orleans’ Horrifying Pelican Mascot To Reportedly Get A Makeover

  • Rick Chandler

Pierre the Pelican Isn't a Kid-Friendly Mascot

Because children are our most precious resource, and the New Orleans Pelicans’ mascot is scaring the bejeebus out of them, a report has it that Pierre The Pelican is getting a facelift to make it “less scary.” Here’s hoping it’s not going to be worse:

Here’s the sort-of official news:

He lasted less than one full season, but will forever be in our nightmares. RIP, Pierre’s terrifying head. You will be missed.