Hi! It's me, that guy who downloaded all those cool Winamp skins from you back in 2000. What's up? I'm fine, thanks. Actually, you know what -- there is something you could help me with. You see, Drake used to be the world's biggest Miami Heat fan back when LeBron James was bringing them to the NBA Finals every year, but now that his hometown Toronto Raptors are good, he's done a 180. Drake's been busy clowning LeBron on Instagram since the Cavs dropped two games, which evened the Eastern Conference Finals, as if we'd all forgotten that less than four years ago Drake was wandering around American Airlines Arena looking to celebrate Miami's second-straight championship.
Then last night, the Cavaliers beat the Raptors by a billion points, which caused Drake to feel super angry because of all the shit-talking he'd been doing, so he made this face at LeBron. I can't really describe it -- it's kind of like the face you make when you fart in public and it's way louder than you expected -- but I think it sums up how a human being should feel after their habitual bandwagon jumping backfires.
Here's a closer look...
Below is a cutout PNG image of Drake's scowl. Please, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you pass this around in the hopes that people will photoshop it onto the heads of other butthurt individuals, as you did with Michael Jordan's tear-drenched mug? I believe incorporating this sad Drake face into your shaming arsenal would go a long way toward reminding people that frontrunners cannot operate with impunity.
Ron T. SportsGrid
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