Report: Jesus Prevented LeBron From Getting A Ring Sooner

  • Dylan Murphy

Who knew LeBron’s title quest had religious implications? Apparently Jesus and the literal hand of God squashed his title attempts in years past. We always thought it was selfishness, karma or some other ill-conceived notion of morality that barred him from championship glory. Turns out we were wrong. Jesus had it in for him THE WHOLE TIME.

You can always count on random Asian animations to brighten your day.

As for LeBron, we just recommend that he turns the other cheek.

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