Russell Westbrook Gets Rejected (By Bouncer)
One of my all-time favorite activities is making fun of the kaleidoscope-inspired outfits Russell Westbrook rocks in public. His wardrobe choices range anywhere from "upholstered patio furniture" to "alpine nerd," yet none of them ever seem to negatively impact his standing as an A-list celebrity. Were you or I to leave the house looking like we buy our clothing from the Ari Gold Children's Collection, our friends and family would permanently abandon us. Russ gets away with the fashion-equivalent of murder on a daily basis.
Monday night in Hollywood, it seemed as if his luck might have run out.
TMZ photogs recorded the OKC star confidently strutting up to the entrance of "Nice Guy" as if it were the automatic doors of a supermarket, only to get stopped and questioned about being on a list. "What's your name?" the bouncer asked one of the most famous athletes in America.
Clearly, this guy's not a baseball fan.
Watching a frustrated Russell Westbrook frantically pepper his phone while wearing Madonna's favorite pair of wheelchair gloves should be enough karmic comeuppance to get you through the rest of your workday.
In case you missed it, THIS was his ensemble for the evening...
— GQ Style (@GQStyle) December 22, 2015
Below is my obligatory list Russell Westbrook outfit descriptions from that fateful night:
- Post-apocalypse Cyndi Lauper
- Sergeant Slaughter's rebellious daughter, Kevin
- World's tallest bike messenger
- What Master Chief wears under his Spartan armor
- Animate techno music
- Backup dancer for FKA Twigs
- Street Fighter II lovechild between Guile and Vega
Please submit any additional descriptions to me on Twitter (@_jakeodonnel) and I'll throw 'em up.
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