SINGULARITY NEWS: Definitive Proof Gerald Wallace Is An Augmented Human-Digeridoo
Some people have super deep voices. Some people have very monotone deliveries. And some people don't take breaks in between thoughts/words. Combine all three, and you have Celtics small forward Gerald Wallace's speaking voice -- which has an unmistakable resemblance to a Digeridoo.
Not sure what a Digeridoo is? It's basically a really big Aboriginal bong that makes low frequency music.
Play the top and bottom video simultaneously, and you'll realize that Gerald Wallace is a human-instrument hybrid. (No, they haven't modified the actual sound of his voice -- just layered it.) From now on, Digeridoo must be played over the PA system at NBA games, whenever Wallace yams/fights someone.
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