State Senator Crying Jordan’s North Carolina Governor
Jake ODonnell 11:01 am, July 22nd, 2016
For once, the crying Jordan meme is being applied to a situation that may have very well caused Michael Jordan to tear up, as the NBA will no longer be playing next season's All-Star Game in his arena. The decision to find a new host city will cost M.J. money, which I'm sure he can handle, but the same cannot be said for the local vendors who will miss out on a weekend of dramatically increased tourism. All in all, North Carolina is starting to look more like North Korea, with sanctions imposed by businesses who can't stomach Governor Pat McCrory's bill banning transgendered access to the bathroom of their choosing...because transgendered people are more likely to rape everybody while they poop? Nice.
Just when you start to think America may actually be the hellscape Donald Trump painted it as during his seven hour RNC speech, a local politician goes and COMPLETELY REDEEMS THIS PLACE! Well done, Jeff Jackson.
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