The Spurs Have Unleashed Hell

  • Rick Chandler

The San Antonio Spurs prevailed tonight 112-77 in what could only be called a relentless onslaught of team basketball … and hurtling T-shirts. The Thunder leaves Texas battered, confused and down 2-0, but that’s nothing compared to the people in whatever section the Spurs’ Coyote targeted with this weapon. “Grandma! No!”

Meanwhile, Barkley, in the middle of the Danny Green post-game interview:

“San Antonio fans are telling me I suck, but I want them to know that they suck too. It’s easy to say words, but they won’t come to my face and say it. I will beat their ass down.”