This Is Brian Scalabrine’s Media Day Photo For His New Job As Warriors Assistant Coach

  • Eric Goldschein

It would be too easy for Brian “The White Mamba” Scalabrine to just seamlessly transition into his new role as Warriors assistant coach. There has to be a catch, right?

This photo, reportedly taken during yesterday’s media day, is that catch:

Did he catch an elbow while playing ball in San Quentin Prison? Did he get beat up on the way to work? Did he walk into a pole? Whatever the case, B-Scal is alright (and he appears okay physically, if not emotionally), and now he has this epic photo of his first day on the new job.