We’re all adults here, right? Great.
[Walks over to fridge, exchanges Sprite for Bud Light Strawberita]
Who doesn’t like a good, unnecessarily dirty, non-sequitor? No one. Actually, scratch that — LeBron James’ wife. She’s probably turned off by random raunch given the amount of it she sees on her husband’s Twitter posts, often prominently displayed as the first comment, forever adhered to the bottom of his harmless social media musings.
I’d hate to say these replies devalue what LeBron is trying to say, but, ya know, it definitely hard to take what he’s saying seriously when it’s juxtaposed with a request for him to put multiple fingers in the commenter’s butt.
Some of our recent favorites, below.