We’re all adults here, right? Great.
[Walks over to fridge, exchanges Sprite for Bud Light Strawberita]
Who doesn’t like a good, unnecessarily dirty non-sequitor? No one. Actually, scratch that — LeBron James’ wife. She’s probably turned off by random raunch given the amount of it she sees on her husband’s Twitter posts, often prominently displayed as the first comment, forever adhered to the bottom of his harmless social media musings.
Ahhh, the internet.
I’d hate to say these replies devalue what LeBron is trying to say, but, ya know, it’s definitely hard to take what he’s saying seriously when his messages to the world are juxtaposed with a request for him to put multiple fingers in the commenter’s butt. It’s also hard not to spit out your coffee when you read them, so clear your mouth for the slideshow below.
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