Twitter War Case #Infinity: Chandler Parsons v The Portland TrailBlazers
Geoff Magliocchetti 04:48 pm, January 28th, 2017
Twitter court has seen one of its most unusual cases yet, one that appears to be over rather quickly, unfortunately, but still that goes into the Hall of Fame.
It started during last night's game between the Portland TrailBlazers and the Memphis Grizzlies. During the first quarter of the late night action, Chandler Parsons put up an airball triple, one that didn't come close to hitting the rim. This being Twitter, the official account of the TrailBlazers did one thing Twitter was invented for...trolling people with less than 140 characters and a GIF.
I don't know how he hit the lottery....Memphis currently holds the 7th spot in the West, set for for a first round matchup with either Golden State or San Antonio. We never found out how Parsons exactly won the lottery, because Portland president Chris McGowan put the kibosh on any further blows being dealt.