VIDEO: Golden State Medicine Wakes You For Late NBA Games
Another NBA season finally got under way this week. After acquiring Kevin Durant in the offseason, there was a lot of talk about the Warriors being a super team and potentially winning 82 games. We finally got to see the new-look Golden State Squad Tuesday and it wasn't pretty.
That new look is working out so well for the NBA champion runner-ups as the San Antonio Spurs shellacked them 129-100. Despite a very surprising season-opening loss, the star power on the Warriors alone is enough to get basketball addicts, especially on the East Coast, to grind through those late West Coast tipoffs.
But if you're like me, it becomes increasingly more difficult as the game drags on to stay up. Luckily, our friends over at SB Nation have found the cure to "regular bedtime" symptoms. Without further ado I give you Golden State medicine.
*Disclaimer: This video becomes ten times funnier if you read the subtitles. Pay special attention to the side effects at the end.
Excited to watch another season of Warriors basketball thanks to my doctor-prescribed Golden State™ https://t.co/jpbXQ6BCeU
— Michael Katz (@KatzM) October 26, 2016
Unfortunately, my doctor said I'm not eligible to take Golden State because I already experience some of the side effects, including "Draymond Sweats, ... climbing on your roof and shouting 'Splash Brothers' at your neighbors, ... [and] persistent fear that Andrew Bogut is hiding in your closet..."
Be the first to know
Want FREE Fantasy and Gaming Advice and Savings Delivered to your Inbox? Sign up for our Newsletter.