What The Hell Is Andray Blatche Doing On The Floor Eating Chicken?

  • Dan Fogarty

How’d the Nets’ center end up on the floor? Why does he look so confused? Is it funny that a video of the Nets yukking it up was posted after they got blown out in Miami by 30? And, most importantly: Did Jerry Stackhouse handfeed pieces of greasy food into Andray Blatche’s mouth like he was a little baby goat? I have a lot of questions, but all of the journalism-ing we did this morning has tuckered me out. So instead, I’ll just laugh at all of the abusive tweets Kris Humphries got after posting this.