Meet The World’s Most Moronic Douche Bro: This UC Santa Barbara Fan
Hawai'i was in Santa Barbara last night to play a college basketball game when a moronic douche bro was spotted in a most unnatural element.
Most of the time, moronic douche bros can be found somewhere near the keg at a local house party, or surrounded by 10 of their closest bros on whatever train car you happened to step onto on the way to some bangin' club where they will not be admitted because they are douche bros.
Last night, a douche bro decided to break away from his pack and rush the basketball court by himself, to predictably terrible results. It all started when Brandon Spearman of Hawai'i was given a technical foul, and his coach Gib Arnold came out onto the floor to argue. Let's let the video take it from here:
And here's a non-blurred out GIF of the incident, via SB Nation:
There are so many adjectives I want to use to describe a person who takes it upon himself to rush onto a basketball court during a game, get in the face of the opposing team's coach, act like he wants to fight, and then run away before being escorted out by security. Here are a few: idiot, dipshit, dumbass, drunk (?), terrible. The list could go on, but it gets redundant. You get the picture. Don't do this. You will look like -- nay, you will BE -- an asshole.
This dude was later arrested by campus police and could be expelled. Nice going.
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