Penn State head football coach Joe Paterno says his health will not factor into when he decides to finally retire, but that his frustration at dealing with the media will.
The 84-year-old granted media a press conference from the seat of his golf car Tuesday afternoon, just a week after a freak accident sent him to the hospital with leg and shoulder fractures. His disdain for the sports media is no more apparent than in this clip:
Other highlights include what could be the best inadvertent Woody Allen impersonation by a college football coach ever, and the lauding of "a bunch of kids holding hands and working their tails off."
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