Ball State Football Players Arrested For Trying To Steal Male Enhancement Pills

  • Evan Sporer

Maybe it’s because cuffing season is almost upon us, but it seems like male athletes are getting themselves into many a male enhancement bind nowadays. First, it was Athletics starting pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose wife had a question about the drug ExtenZe. Now, two Ball State football players are due in court stemming from an incident in which they tried to shoplift male enhancement pills.

Yes, there are certainly quite a few jokes to be made about Ball State male athletes trying to steal male enhancement pills. (You know, ball related jokes. Maybe he’ll have one?) But we’ll spare you, and again, attribute the recent spike in penis-pill activity to cuffing season.

h/t Larry Brown Sports