One Of ESPN’s New Football Bros Wants You To Look At A Linebacker’s Booty
Today, ESPNU debuted its new college football show, Palmer & Pollack, co-hosted by SEC dudes Jesse Palmer and David Pollack. New show means new segments, and Pollack, a former Lombardi award winner for Georgia, wants to tell you about his Manimals.
Manimals, you see, are otherworldly athletic specimens meant to excite and titillate. They are men who are also animals. Men who spend time in the gym. Men who do SQUATS. They are Manimals.
Vontaze Burfict? More like Vontaze Perfect. You are a Manimal.
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