Ezekiel Elliott Deploys Puppy In Taylor Swift Recruiting Effort
Jake ODonnell 09:34 am, September 18th, 2015
Ohio State quarterback Cardale Jones is a leader not just on the field, but off it, on social media, where he's opened the door for his teammates to publically campaign for dates with celebrities. This is what leaders do: they motivate people to do the impossible.
Now Ohio State's star running back Ezekiel Elliott is giving Taylor Swift a go. But instead of just asking her to hang out after her show at Nationwide Arena in Columbus, he's implementing an ancient courtship method known as "explaining to them that he has a baby dog in his possession." That's like fishing with dynamite. The dude is for real about meeting up with girl, huh?
(Once again, he has no chance, but this is vastly greater effort than his teammate's.)
@taylorswift13 I see your in town tonight want to grab something to eat after their concert ?
Swift has yet to respond, though she does already have a boyfriend, so, ya know, the nearly infinite stream of news about their relationship should be all the response Elliott needs. Nice try, though. :(
As for Swift -- HE WAS GOING TO WEAR 13 FOR YOU ON SATURDAY AND YOU BLEW IT!!